January 23, 2009
Categories: Uncategorized . . Author: greenmiko167 . Comments: Leave a Comment
lolMy story!!!!
One day in Kansas a tornado sucked up a man mowing his lawn.So when my neighbor went to go to his safe room. The lawn mower was still on and landed on him. Body parts went everywhere!!!
After the tornado his wife walked out side and asked “Where is my husband freddy”? I pointed with my flash light and said there,there and over there… She freaked out and ran in her house. At the funeral she was punching his body saying ” I’m not on your will! YOU SUCK!
On the news the storm chasers were chasing tornado Tom . It was live, everyone watching channel 14 saw them get ripped limb from limb. Jenny got smashed by a truck, Rickey got hit by a cow, oh Bob got chopped into human sushi, and Fred got ripped into chunks. The only surviver was John. Thats me. I think I was the only surviver because I was sitting in my van 200 yards away and zooming in on the action. When the paramedics came they asked ” Where is Jenny, Rickey, Bob, and fred?!” I said there, there, over there, up in a tree 2 miles that way, and under a truck. Now I may warn you a few of them may be in pieces all over. They both fainted. Yeah if you had thought I am the camera man.
When I got home I said to myself that was a weird day. The next day during hurricane Donny that started this morning, I saw my widow neighbor Jenny, you know the one the lawn mower landed on here husband, yeah she was being dumb and went to go to the store during Donny and got hit and killed by a shopping cart.
the end.
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how do u feel about oregon
I love it it is fuzzy with plants, muddy with dirt, and cleaner than New York.
or
personaly i vote for the beach.
its EVILE!!!!!!! not evil EVILE!!!!!
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i like bananas!!!! its a banana in a sumbrero!!!!!!
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